not that there’s anything wrong with that

But turns out that Dumbledore played for the other team.

He certainly isn’t the first all-powerful wizard to have ambiguous sexual identity. Voldemort doesn’t have much interest in Bellatrix, after all. Gandalf was overly obsessed with his pipe. Raistlin may have had a daughter, but he faked affection for his own twin, so who knows? For that matter, look at Slartibartfast… I mean, fjords? come on.

Also, The Onion has its own take. incloseto putbacko!