a solution to the Leno vs Conan problem

as regards to the arcane conflict over at NBC about where to stick Leno and how to stiff Conan, ably summarized by the latter in his own words here (hey Conan, apology accepted, btw), I offer a humble solution in all earnestness that should preserve egos, reputations, and ratings alike. May it be so.

(disclosure – I dont really watch late-night TV. Warcraft, anime, etc…)