NTT DoCoMo rates

I am aghast with sheer envy. Not just at the rates, but also at the concise use of descriptive graphs to assist you in choosing a cell phone plan:

NTT DoCoMo handy chart for cellphone plan rates
NTT DoCoMo handy chart for cellphone plan rates

the rates top out at 14,600 yen, equal to $133/month. Thats really not bad, considering you also get a handset that is superior to the best of the US-based handsets in just about every way. Can you buy a coke with your iphone?