Vader slaughters the Jedi

Darth Vader apparently attacked the Church of the Jedi congregation in Holyhead, Wales. He struck Jedi Master Jonba Hehol on the head with a metal crutch, and bruised Jedi Master Mormi Hehol’s thigh.

District Judge Andrew Shaw sentenced Vader to two months in jail, but suspended the sentence for one year. He also ordered Vader to pay his victims a nominal fee for damages and court costs. Vader’s lawyer, Frances Jones, says Vader knew his behavior was wrong, but had no recollection of the incident because he’d drunk an entire 2 1/2-gallon box of wine beforehand.

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  1. Wait, I thought he was Anakin when he slaughtered the Jedi…not a true believer…

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