utopian dreams

attention Fake Steve Jobs, you owe me a new Starbucks. This made me snort my venti sugarfree gingerbread latte:

Al Gore meets Klingon ambassador

Well it was a momentous occasion as Al was lauded by the United Federation of Planets for his work to save planet Earth. He’s shown here with the Klingon ambassador Lord Koloth.

If only it were true.