Fear Michael Jackson

I’ve long subscribed to the theory that MJ is an evil genius mastermind. I think he’s probably got an IQ north of 175. Seriously, the man is like Lex Luthor and (Asimov’s) The Mule rolled into one.

How else to explain this? He’s obviously up to something nefarious. I think he’s got an island villa somewhere, like in The Incredibles, where he hatches his schemes in James Bond Villain chic.

If ever Michael Jakcson were to visit Japan, the combination of wierd and awesome might implode the Earth.